Ok babe, we're engaged now can I please have your finsta
I've had gifted kid burnout since I was like 12 tbh
"Not to overshare but like..." -a memoir
NYC public schools treated asbestos like it was a vital source of
nutrition n we were all like Ok bet
marched around our house for an hour so we could adopt a cat and then
didn't get one
when he said he made me dr pepper with the sodastream but it was just
carbonated soy sauce and i drank it anyways
prank called people as the pillsbury dough boy
played organized sports
the high school skater boy from park slope with a god complex. he's
built like a green bean and desperately needs a hair cut but that
isn't important anymore. in his backpack is a notebook of lyrics for
his up-and-coming soundcloud, half of the lunch his mom packed him,
and his spare supreme hoodie.
the buisness man who works on wall street and constantly complains
about protests. he's on the smaller side and wears boosters in his
shoes to make himself look taller because he's ashamed of being 5'7".
in his briefcase is folders of paperwork, a company issued laptop, and
divorce papers
the millennial transplant from south carolina who doesn't understand
what gentrification is but lives in harlem. she regularly gets spray
tans and her hair bleached. she thinks white christians in america are
in danger and has a blue lives matter popsocket.
the granola girl from oregon whose visiting friends in nyc after
hiking the appalachian mountains. she only believes in natural
solutions and refuses to get vaccinated. she supports peta and needs
to talk about veganism in every conversation she has.